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Future Oompa Loompa
Image Title:  Future Oompa Loompa
 
 By: Paul Gallegos  
  Copyright ©2003



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Photographer Paul Gallegos {K:361}
Project N/A Camera Model Nikon D1h
Categories People
Film Format
Portfolio Lens 17-35
Uploaded 5/8/2003 Film / Memory Type 400
    ISO / Film Speed 0
Views 6169 Shutter 1-60
Favorites Aperture F-11
Critiques 5 Rating
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About Invited for a barbecue over a friend's house. Little girl going through that awkward stage of confidence and intrepetude. She needed a slight respite during the activities. Wille Wonka should be calling soon.
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There are 5 Comments in 1 Pages
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Ben Rasmussen   {K:2130} 5/8/2003
very cute


John Strazza   {K:12035} 5/8/2003
i love it ....


Kris Bennett   {K:1191} 5/21/2003
This is one of the cutest pictures I've seen on Usefilm. Nice work.


Paul Gallegos   {K:361} 5/22/2003
Hi Kris--
Thanks for the comment. This is one of my better photographs of this little girl. She is a doll and I am proud to be her "uncle." I have know her father for almost 30 years. Her father and I have been best friends for 25 of those 30 years. On another note, your stuff is really starting to go richter. I like it. Some of the most original stuff out there.


tim ffff   {K:127} 6/13/2005
CHUMP!!! Look at that dang ol Oompa Loompa head. She needs to just go back to Oompa Loompa Land(OLL) and start eating more chocolate from that dang candy river. Then she can go down the freakin trash bin while shes trying to get a freakin golden egg. Then maybe on the way, she could find a golden ticket and make a freakin paper plane out of it or somethin. She could actually poke herself in the eye or something if she really wanted to. I wouldnt want to look at myself if I looked like an Oompa Loompa either. I bet the reason this Picture doesnt have any color is because she really is orange and has green hair. I would like to know what its really like in Willy Wanka's chocolate factory. I think they just made stuff up in the movie. I mean who would want to waste their time making a room with only half of everything in it. Thats way too much work. You would be falling out of your chair all the freakin time. Or you would be falling out of half of your chair. If your gonna make a room with only half of everything you should have half a ceiling too. I could just see the roof caving in on all the Oompa Loompas. I have to say that would be freakin hilarious. I can just see all of the little Oompas trying to get away real fast. Those stupid things take like one step for every inch. It would be like watching a dang penguin trying to run. I got into a fight with an Oompa Loompa one time. You would think that they would be pretty wimpy because of their size and their hair. I mean who the crap would want a green fro. Well, the Oompa Loompa was mad because I stole its candy so I threw it in the chocolate river. It though I had won so I started eating some grass, but then to my surprise the Oompa started drinking the chocolate so he would get really fat. He got so fat that he made the tube that he got sucked up into explode and then we chilled together and acted like I was sorry and was his friend then. I actually still hated him and took all of his money and on my way out my dog took a crap in the chocolate river. Well thats the end of my story. I'm sorry that you had to be an Oompa, but I am sure that you will be better than all of the other ones after reading this. Good luck on your Oompa Loomping.
Your daddy(Tim)


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