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"Two Men in Tuxedoes Discussing the Metaphysics of Feminine Geometry"
Image Title:  "Two Men in Tuxedoes Discussing the Metaphysics of Feminine Geometry"
 
 By: Jim McNitt  
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Photographer Jim McNitt {K:11246}
Project N/A Camera Model Nikon 990
Categories Photoart
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Uploaded 9/12/2003 Film / Memory Type  
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Critiques 37 Rating
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About "Penguins are just like you and me, they have knees too," -- An animal keeper at the Aquarium in Boston, MA, responding to a question frequently asked by young visitors. Comments appreciated.
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There are 37 Comments in 1 Pages
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Morsi Hussein   {K:1128} 9/12/2003
Wicked surreal and humorous photo art work! Brilliant with the almost bricked background given it precisely the right feel! :)) Brgds Morsi


lisa .   {K:9370} 9/12/2003
u are wierd........its cool though


julio vagrant   {K:694} 9/12/2003
humourous this one.. :-))good


Ursula I Abresch   {K:6515} 9/12/2003
What a title, what a cool picture!!! I love it - the expression is fantastic, as is the background. Congratulations!
Ursula


Stefan Engström   {K:24473} 9/12/2003
I like the one penguin is looking at the viewer, and the disproportionate limbs and odd-fitting tuxedos. They really look like they squeezed into their outfits further enhancing the sense that they are shams. Visually, the highlight lead me a little all over the frame.


Hakan Aker   {K:14146} 9/12/2003
I would like to join these two gentlemen


Craig Garland   {K:27077} 9/12/2003
Jim-- cool-- very weird-- but cool. Your work continues to interest.


Ronny Van Eeckhoutte   {K:12734} 9/12/2003
It is really creative as allways Jim. Keep up the good work and take care of yourself!
regards Ronny.


Gregory Fiedler   {K:15439} 9/12/2003
Yet another very creative piece, Jim, Great colors, and I like the light coming through! Marvelous idea! All dressed up to go out and bust a move! If they are going out in the city, it's going to be a little spendy, too bad they are not ducks, save some cash, just have it put on their bill!!! Ha! I Kill Me! Great work Jim!


Rhonda Prince   {K:17684} 9/12/2003
Jim, Jim, Jim...amazing stuff! The penguins are funny and endearing but the tunnel(?) they are in is fantastical (Is that a word? It is now!). I especially like the penguin on the right because his sleeve is too long making him look vulnerable. The other one has that confident, devil-may-care attitude of one who thinks he knows all about women and must enlighten his companion. What a pair! :) Really astounding!


Anna    {K:2994} 9/12/2003
Jim: could you turn the volume on, please? I?m dying to hear what they are saying...

I admire your fantasy! :-))


Rhonda Prince   {K:17684} 9/12/2003
Of course I'm psychic, you didn't know? Love the song you quoted - thanks. Now I'll have to hear it. I have a photo shoot with Helen's secret admirer Jacques soon, but if anything comes up in LA I can postpone to be your stylist. :)


Kristina Kohut   {K:49990} 9/12/2003
Strange, orginal, different... but very beautiful and interesting! I think it's great artwork!


Roberto Arcari Farinetti   {K:192044} 9/13/2003
beautiful work and elaboratuon..
i like this!!
my congrats!
roberto


ADAM ORZECHOWSKI   {K:7957} 9/13/2003
Modern talking, with wonderful composition.Congrats Jim.Regards


Robin McAulay   {K:8908} 9/13/2003
hi Jim - i'd like to know what you're thinking and what music you listen too when you do this - bizarre and fantastic work - thanks :))


peta jones   {K:12615} 9/13/2003
Jim, I ditto Elizabeth's comments. :) Is that Royce Hall they are meandering down?


Jim McNitt   {K:11246} 9/13/2003
Hi Peta:
The background is the arcade at Place des Voges in Paris. During the day it's filled with cafe tables and tourists. However, I found while rollerblading through it early one morning in late June that not only is the arcade a great place to skate before the crowds arrive, but the light is pretty good for photos as well.

Hi Robin:
While working on this I was mainly listening to Cold Play -- especially live and studio versions of "Yellow" -- and Fountains of Wayne doing, among others, "I Want an Alien for Christmas" and "Stacey's Mom Has Got It Going On."


Mário Sousa   {K:16985} 9/13/2003
Very imaginative this photo


Jim McNitt   {K:11246} 9/13/2003
Hello Maciek:

Your advice, as usual, is prescient -- revised file attached.

In V1 the figures were actually better integrated with softer edges. But by V3 I had built up many multiple layers in different modes and the softening became obliterated. Re-softening has been applied. I tried selective applications of film grain, diffusion and a couple of other things, but in the end, the blur tool turned the trick.

As for the background. It bothered me significantly that the figures weren't adequately set off from the arcade, but I think I was too in love the background effect to do the obvious layer masking. Your critique solved that. In the end I used a combination of layer making and a bit of render>lighting effects>spotlight to give the tuxedoed dudes better separation.

My deep thanks for your ideas. See what you think of the results. --Jim



Greg Katsoulis   {K:1093} 9/13/2003
Squak Squggi Squink.


Igor L.   {K:7432} 9/13/2003
Creative!!!


Chris Spracklen   {K:32552} 9/13/2003
Now then, Jim, be honest with me! Were they really discussing the metaphysics of female geometry, because frankly, if they weren't, it rather destroys the whole worth of the picture from a metaphysical point of view! And who'd be an animal keeper anywhere, let alone at the aquarium in Boston?! Get stuck with a job like that and you're bound to get asked all sorts of stupid questions ~ like: "How old is this fossil of a dodecasaurus's back-bone?" "Er, well, it's got to be 2 million and 3 years old, cause it was 2 million years old when I started working here and I've been here 3 years last Tuesday!"
See what these pictures of yours are doing to me?! I'm seeing blue cellos in my sleep, pictures of the Manhattan skyline goin' crazy as I'm trying to focus on reading my latest copy of Digital Photo magazine!! In fact, I've even started sending flowers to my camera! I'm just gonna give you a string of 7's and hope that helps me return to some kind of sanity!


Audrey Reid   {K:5872} 9/13/2003
Hello Jim,
Chris Spracklen's comment above made me laugh out loud - he said something I totally agree with - your creative pictures are also making me see blues, reds, squares in the wrong places of my everyday life!
As for these two strange human-looking-thingies in Tuxs......I'll never look at a man in a tuxedoe the same way again.
Your art work always brings a big smile.


G C   {K:12204} 9/14/2003
Spectacularly original in every respect. Compliments to the artist! Cheers!


Dave M   {K:9043} 9/14/2003
Jim, a hilarious commentary. Creativity abounds!


B:)liana    {K:30945} 9/14/2003
Great and very creative. unusual and strange for me, putting animals in human costumes :-) great colors and execution. I love it. Kiss, dear Jim. Thank you!


Gaetan Chevalier   {K:4188} 9/14/2003
Very creative and imaginative!
Thank you Jim for your comment on my sunset. I have taken the last week to visit my city and I had take numerous photos of Quebec. I will put them for viewing and hope you will enjoy seeing those shots. Have a nice week!


Jim McNitt   {K:11246} 9/15/2003
Thanks everyone for the comments.

It seems we are frequently anthropomorphizing animals by attributing them human emotions and even human motives. I thought it would be an interesting theme for a photo illustration.

I'm a frequent guest at the Amateur Comedy Club in NYC (thanks, Shelley!) where tuxedoes are required at weekend performances. Earlier in the summer I looked around at audience members, myself included, all stuffed into ill-fitting tux jackets that have been in closets for decades and thought" "My, god! These guys really do look like penguins." --Jim


Lissa Hatcher   {K:3006} 9/15/2003
Surreal seams to be the word of the day ... I think I will go with different, new ,fresh intresting ,humorous even the title hints at your sence of humor ... I love the warm tones of the tunnel ( stunning by the way ) and the cool tones of the Penginsmakes for great contrast .... just all around an intresting piece of art .... You get an A+ from me but then again you always do .


Alberto Agnoletti   {K:12808} 9/15/2003
Another great work!!!!


Jamie Ferguson   {K:6284} 9/15/2003
Whatever drugs you're on Jim can I please have some of them? I really like penguins.


Carol Watson   {K:5185} 9/15/2003
"Penguins are so sensitive"... so sez Lyle Lovett. Love this, Jim. Nice work... so much fun to view!


michelle k.   {K:16270} 9/17/2003
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe you rock


MaryBell    {K:32791} 9/18/2003
Jim,

I love the title, the hall, the tuxes but somehow the penguin heads just don't work for me - sorry...

Mary


^j^ .   {K:8554} 9/23/2003
Hmmm... I think the idea is excellent and I like much the treatment on the background but I have to agree with Mary... And even though I know you'll probably have to take another bazillion pictures just to have one or two that fits perfectly for each of them, you definitely should rework the heads... Have you tried with some other species btw ?
Aaargh... So demanding !
:)


Bahadir k   {K:8825} 10/1/2003
talently composed and edited,
superb
congrats


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